The Hollipat burglar

We're really excited for our move coming up in a couple of weeks. Especially now since it seems that someone may have broken into our apartment today!
We're not sure what actually happened, but Billy came home in the middle of the day to find our window screen door on the patio and the blinds all messed up. The queer thing is, nothing is missing, so we're not too sure anything happened.
Speaking of queer, there's lots of rainbow painted sticks around campus this week for pride week. Back at home, people didn't use queer to mean gay, because I think it's kind of perceived as derogatory. Or maybe we just didn't, but I didn't know that Santa Barbara was too different however at UCSB there is a "Queer Student Union." That's just the word they use! How queer!
Gay has taken on lots of meanings. It used to mean happy. When I was in school, it meant lame. Now it means you like to do a dude. No wait, they like to be called queer. ...Or do they?
I just thought it was bad because of "smear the queer."
Anyway, chew on that!